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Real Questions. Real People. Nothing Is Sacred Anymore.
Welcome to Ask The "Doc"!
Let's start off by putting it right out front for the world to see:
I am NOT a real doctor. I am NOT a therapist. I am a humor writer, and I'm more than happy
to answer any questions you may have about anything at all, using my sense of humor and my vast lack of knowledge.
Below are several actual questions, asked by real human beings, along with the actual answers I gave to each and every
one of them. If you would like to ask a question of your own, click here to e-mail me. I read every e-mail I get, and I'll do my best to answer them in a timely manner.
Now, let's get to the questions...
(Some questions have been edited for grammar and spelling.)
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...
After a fun-filled six months or so, I've decided to close down Ask The Doc due to a lack of interest - both from the folks
who ask the questions, as well as myself.
I will, however, be blogging my guts out over at my blog, The DCF News. Feel free to stop by. Heck, I'll even answer questions you may have if you shoot me an e-mail (through the form on this
site).
Anyway, thanks to everyone who sent in questions, and I hope my answers were of no use whatsoever, other than for a laugh.
Oh, by the way... If you want to read over the questions, they're in the archive. Just click the link to your left...
And for those of you who actually took my advice, I'm terribly, terribly sorry.
All the best,
DCF
The entire purpose of this site is to make people laugh. It's that simple. If you are looking for serious
information or help, or you need professional counseling, I would suggest going somewhere else, because all I can do is make
things worse.
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